So, I'm a teacher, and as such I get to hear about all sorts of things from my students. I hear about their pets, their siblings, their parents, friends, random musings of a 10/11/12 year old, ev.ery.thing. Well, I've decided to start sharing a few of the funny things I hear from my kids.
Funny things #1:
One of my favorite kids comes up to me (we'll call him Johnny)...
Johnny: Wanna hear my joke?
Me: Sure, why not?
Johnny: How do you get Lady Gaga to wake up?
Me: (thinks) I dunno. How?
Johnny: Poke her face
oh geez
Funny things #2
Me: Joe, I need you to sit bottom in the chair, please.
Joe: But I can't.
Me: Why not?
Joe: Because I have a fart that is, like, halfway out and it hurts
Me: Well just let it out
Joe: But I can't because it won't come out and it hurts
Me: Well, then it's probably not a fart and you probably need to go use the restroom on your way to the next class
Johnny (same Johnny from story #1): No. No, don't force it, 'cause it's probably a shart
Joe: What's a shart?
Me: Oh no... here it goes
Johnny: It's when you fart and then poop your pants!
Entire class: EEEEWWWW!!
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